让你笑到肚子疼的笑话
一个前台小姐用英语逼死美国人­刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清 闲，面带微笑的： ­
前台小姐：“Hello.” ­
美国人：“Hi.” ­
前台小姐：“You have what thing？” ­
美国人：“Can you speak english？” ­
前台小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what？” ­
美国人：“Can anybody else speak english？” ­
前台小姐：“You yourself look.all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait，you not wait，you go！” ­
美国人：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English？” ­
前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little，you on earth have what thing?” ­
美国人：“I want to speak to your head.” ­
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！” ­
美国人吐血而亡。。。­ 哎，现在笑不起来 看过了 head not zai ... 看不懂啊
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